You WILL love this phone ad

Ninja's gone wild. CLick to watch.

ANDY KAUFMAN IS NOT DEAD!!

Twenty years ago, on May 16, 1984, most of the world believed that we had lost a comedic legend forever. This has turned out to be what will inevitably be known as the greatest comic prank ever conceived. Andy Kaufman, by all accounts, is alive and well at age 55 and is now living in New York City on the upper west side. To his loyal supporters and fans, Andy says "sorry about faking my death," in a recent interview with ABC News at his apartment. In order to reach legendary comic status and seal his place in the history of performance art, he said it was "necessary to go away for twenty years."

More at Yahoo.

Read his Blog here.

not used to this new blogger set-up... anyhoo;

Thanks to some worm, which I believe may be LSASS, I can no longer access my Hotmail, Messenger, Windows Update, Outlook Express or even MSN Homepage. I'm kind of on a deserted island here, and this, coupled with moving I will most likely be in a communications black-out for a while. If you have anything that you think will clean up my comp, please post it here in the comments box, it can act as my for-all-to-see e-mail for now. I may have to reformat my whole comp. Unfortunately, I don't have the money for the discs I'll need to back up all the shit I have on here. So please, help a feller out. Thanks again.

From the geniuses who brought you Cowboy Bebop....bEHOLD. SAMURAI CHAMPOO!

Apparently a mix of hip-hop and samurais....this trailer already has me fucking salivating to see Shinichiro Watanabe goodness

Click on the link.

The Mastubate-a-thon. Support a good cause. Kill some kittens

Britney has gone thug on us

Movie Trailer. For the Furry in ALL of us...and who wants to see other furries kickass.

Website link

30 huge ass hornets VS. 30,000 honey bees.....WHO WINS?

On a Lighter Note

Spaz #1 (Click on it soon, it's only temporary)

Spaz #2 (Have to cut and paste into your browser address box.)
http://www.neukia.nl/movies/asianwussy.wmv

Spaz #3


Lindsey Lohan has officially been Usher approved.

Try to escape from the Crimson Room.

The Veridian Room, sequel to the Crimson Room Above

Photos of Iraqis Being Abused by US Personnel

I feel sick.

Just over a year ago on the now-defunct War Catapult blog I posted a link to Monty Pyhton's Terry Jones' column on The Guardian regarding his opinions of the war. Here is another of his columns I think you should read.

THE WAR OF THE WORDS

One of the chief problems with the current exciting adventure in Iraq is that no one can agree on what to call anyone else.
In the second world war we were fighting the Germans, and the Germans were fighting us. Everyone agreed who was fighting who. That's what a proper war is like.
However, in Iraq, there isn't even any agreement on what to call the Americans. The Iraqis insist on calling them "Americans", which seems, on the face of it, reasonable. The Americans, however, insist on referring to themselves as "coalition forces". This is probably the first time in history that the United States has tried to share its military glory with someone else.

More.

I now work at a video store for the time being. I've submitted my portfolio and cover letter requesting an entry level position at Studio B, but I don't know how that will pan out yet. At any rate I get to rent free movies. And my store happens to have the complete The Awful Truth series by Michael Moore. and Canada's own fucking brilliant "Trailer Park Boys" too, but that's another time, today's Michael Moore Day.

The Mouse House Sends Michael Moore to his Room without Dinner

I really strained to come up with a clever title, but yeah, I'm not capable of it. Anyway, I was browsing AICN and read this. All 3 of you who frequent this blog probably already know, but I think its a fucking travesty that Disney is trying to block the release of Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11".

Read more at Moore's site.